[ The communicator Jack uses just got hit with what looks like a oar and Will's face. The community is now having a hard time keeping a consistent video here so you're getting lots of fuzz it cuts in and out ( Read more... )

[The view from the feed is...upside down. Though it seems to be slowly righting itself until there is suddenly a boot over it. Only for a second though as suddenly the feed clears and Will’s little tin mirror is tumbling again. There’s another boot and the tin tumbles out of where ever it was to land safely on a pile of grass ( Read more... )

Just for clarification: There are really no little people from my lineage in existence and I'm not quite sure how human would equal troll so you're all rather silly for thinking it was blood-relations ( Read more... )

You're all having a bit of fun, eh? S'not exactly fair when 'm all stuck on a ship with the boring now-bearded one with the case of denial and a woman, who while womanly, refuses to be especially womanly in the motherly way a woman does and teach my tiny miniature woman, who I would like to respectfully state might be the most womanly out of the ( Read more... )

[ Here be Jack on his magical ship with Will somewhere in the background there. Probably.
And...what Jack's holding. It's a really big jar, which he's cradling in one arm a little protectively like it were a child-- instead of what it is. Which is a jar. Full of dirt. He has a jar of dirt. ]Now, it's come to my attention, thanks to all those nice ( Read more... )

[ Cue two Jack Sparrows -- one big and dirty and one teenage-sized. The smaller one is significantly cleaner and has some pretty good posture in comparison. Or was that better balance? One sways. He knocked a hat off his head. ]

I can't wear a hat?

Because I'm Captain and I wear a hat, tiny beardless me.Yes, but I'm you and you're me and ( Read more... )

[ Hello Duckies! It's time for a video featuring those silly pirates. A crew of six (one being Will) are looking very very rushed getting on the Pearl. "Make ready to sail boys!" ]

What about Jack? [ objecting Will! ] I won't leave without him!

-WAIT! [ there's Jack! Running down the beach! Will is pleased. He made it ( Read more... )

Your humble and ever kind and most trustworthy Chief Captain Jack Sparrow needs to hear positive thoughts and have a bit of fun in order not to be brought down by the very negative and spirit-draining thought of a possible threat involving the human teeth of various men in loin cloths, savvy ( Read more... )

[ Cue some very primal tribesmen turning the camera this way and that and saying things in a very native language. They drop it once. Scream at it. Poke it with a spear. There's a ripping sound ( Read more... )

[ Have view of some scary men tossing coffins into the ocean from outside a prison. A prison that looks like it belongs in hell (or possibly a lord of the rings movie) what with the scary pillars and the crows and the screaming people getting their eyes poked out by said crows while dangling from those pillars in cages filled with bones. Pretty, ( Read more... )